Today the legend *ahem* taught me the skills and basics of soccer.
And then the legend *ahem*tortured me like nuts. He made me do pumping, sit ups, run around the track 10 times, swim across the pool 10 times, and polish his stinky boots until they shine! :-(
Then the legend *ahem* ( legend la sangat), starting shooting goals towards the goal post, and I said " Ala of course you can score, nobody is taking care of the goal post"
Then, he felt challenged and said " I know you are a pro goalkeeper sarah A. Okay you go be the goalkeeper and take me down"
I said " Okay easy peasy. My mak cik can score better than you"
And then suddenly, this shaolin soccer kick came out of nowhere and bang my collarbone. HURTS LIKE MAD.
And then, the legend carried me on his back, and swing me around the field, and tied my hands to his hands and then ran around the field like a mad man. OMG,it was like a day with a crazy football player.
And I conclude that, football is such a rough game :|
Madness, i don't want to play football anymore. I will just sit at the corner and watch the hot guys play soccer. :> That's a girls job after all :D
( some of the above are being exaggerative. Believe at your own risk )
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